I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.