I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do.

If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.

I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights.

Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.