Count Olaf certainly does sound evil. Imagine forcing children to stand near a stove!

I do think of emotions as being on a circular path, so you can feel terrible and terrible and terrible, and then all of a sudden it becomes quite funny.

Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville.

For every teenager I know, having a phone is a mixed blessing, because your parents can press a button and figure out where you are.

I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy.

You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world.