Count Olaf certainly does sound evil. Imagine forcing children to stand near a stove!

There are almost as many kinds of libraries as there are kinds of readers.

There are secrets everywhere. I think everyone's parents have secrets. You just have to know where to look for them.

You'd think that sweet would be a land far, far away from irritating, but as it turns out they're right next door, and always having border disputes.

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business.

And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole life.