I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did.

Every problem has a solution. Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the solution - even if it's right in front of your nose.

You meet people who are in pain in life and love and you forgive them for behaving the way they do.

You’re just jealous of me because I’m a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!

Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it before.

The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of a dog or the smell of overcooked broccoli, rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen.

Goodness! Golly! Good God! Blessed Allah! Zeus and Hera! Mary and Joseph! Nathaniel Hawthorne! Don't touch her! Grab her! Move closer! Run away! Don't move! Kill the snake! Leave it alone! Give it some food! Don't let it bite her! Lure the snake away! Here, snakey! Here, snakey snakey!