That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day.
Daniel HandlerSo she loved him. She just did immediately and again often and clearly naturally and soundly and obviously and many others.
Daniel Handlerand what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.
Daniel HandlerAn apocryphal story - the word "apocryphal" here means "obviously untrue" - tells of two people, long ago, who were very bored, and that instead of complaining about it they sat up all night and invented the game of chess so that everyone else in the world, on evenings when there is nothing to do, can also be bored by the perplexing and tedious game they invented.
Daniel Handler