I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did.

There are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them.

Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries.

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Instead of the word 'love' there was an enormous heart, a symbol sometimes used by people who have trouble figuring out the difference between words and shapes.

For Beatrice - you will always be in my mind, in my heart and in your grave.

I was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I overlooked many things that might have otherwise upset me.