But it's far too late for us; ring, hair, letters, photographs - all traces of our love will be scattered then, like an anagram.

I often can't remember which scenes are and aren't in the final product, because I saw so many different versions of the Lemony Snicket that I forget which ended up on the cutting-room floor.

If you enjoy books with happy endings than you are better off reading some other book.

I'm jealous of your hooks," Kevin replied. "Having no hands is better than having two equally strong hands." Don't be ridiculous," one of the white-faced women replied. "Having a white face is worse than both of your situations." But you have a white face because you put makeup on," Colette said, as Sunny climbed back out of the trunk and knelt down in the snow. "You're putting powder on your face right now.

Never look a gift lion in the mouth.

I was not a particularly brave child, I think, because I had a narrative mind, because my mind automatically went to any terrible thing that could happen.

Sometimes when someone tells a ridiculous lie, it is best to ignore it entirely.