But it's far too late for us; ring, hair, letters, photographs - all traces of our love will be scattered then, like an anagram.

Well-read people are less likely to be evil.

I'm not very good at the accordion. If I played guitar, I wouldn't be on anyone's album. But because I play the accordion and no one else does, I end up doing strange things.

...everyone was right about you- prove them wrong.

When I was researching my very first novel, "The Basic Eight," I was calling right-wing political and religious organizations and asking them to mail me their material so that I could mock them in my novels.

When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you.

Hup hup ha ha hammy hee hee!