Announcing your death should be like announcing that you are a lunar moth: It must be done quietly or it will not be believed.
Daniel HandlerI wore it, this careless thing you don't even remember giving to me from your bag. It wasn't a gift, this thing I'm returning. It was barely a gesture, almost forgotten already, this thing I wore like it was dear to me. And it was. No wonder we broke up.
Daniel Handlerthe mind has a thousand eyes, and the heart has one:yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done.
Daniel HandlerOf course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably, pound your fists against the floor, and leave tearstains all over your pillowcase, sheets, and boomerang collection.
Daniel Handler