And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole life.

Sometimes words are not enough.

Can't we sleep ten minutes more? I was having a lovely dream about sneezing without covering my mouth, and giving everybody germs.

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.

Normally it is not polite to go into somebody’s room without knocking, but you can make an exception if the person is dead, or pretending to be dead.

Sometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good.

I stand entwined in fire on the inextinguishable bonfire of inconceivable love.