And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole life.

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't.

Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family has betrayed you to your enemies, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview.

All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.

Writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day.

This is an absurd moral, for you and I both know that sometimes not only is it good to lie, it is necessary to lie.

I'm sure you have heard it said that appearance does not matter so much, and that it is what's on the inside that counts. This is, of course, utter nonsense, because if it were true then people who were good on this inside would would never have to comb their hair or take a bath, and the whole world would smell even worse than it already does.