The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.

A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.