The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

The greatest natural resource that any country can have is its children.

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.