The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.