The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

When I stopped making films, they were getting on to the more realistic films and the explicit films and all. They were depicting life as it is, and some of it was unpleasant. I gradually moved away from that.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.

You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.

I believe deeply that children are more powerful than oil, more beautiful than rivers, more precious than any other natural resource a country can have. I feel that the most rewarding thing I have ever done in my life is to be associated with UNICEF.