Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.

Thumbelina what's the difference if you're very small? When your heart is full of love you're nine feet tall!

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

I became an entertainer not because I wanted to but because I was meant to.