Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.