On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.

My iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen, frustrated, and underused, like a wife who gave up her career and the kids turned out to be shite.

Doesn't it get on my nerves when people say science doesn't know everything. Science knows it doesn't know everything otherwise it would stop. Just becuase science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy-tale appeals to you.

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.

Science "knows" it doesn't know everything, otherwise it would stop.

If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?