If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great!
Darren HayesIf you want me to be straight, gay, into monkeys, dating Kylie, whatever, I'm happy for people to project whatever onto me!
Darren HayesI think I have a reputation for being really serious. In interviews I use big words, but I'm just an emotional goofball. I play practical jokes all the time.
Darren Hayes