Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. "Do you still like me?" "I never liked you." Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me," the former detective said.

You totally need to watch the news." "Can't." "Why?" "It's too depressing." "Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.

For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.

Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.

I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT