Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. "Do you still like me?" "I never liked you." Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley

Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.

I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried.

That’s the thing about things. They tend to happen.

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker