An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it. It was fun while it lasted.

Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling.

I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I.

She reached up and curled her fingers into mine. “He should take you to dinner.” To say that the mere thought horrified me would have been a grievous understatement. I threw up a little in my mouth then swallowed hard. I told Taft when I recovered, “Just please, for the love of God, find a girl good enough to take home to your mother. And do it soon.” “And stop dating skanks.

Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.