Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me.” “I meant by a doctor.” “No, but a balding yet bizarrely hot paramedic said I’d be fine." “Oh, and he’s an expert?” “At flirting.
I had a soft spot for crazy people.
I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.