Garrett must have sensed I was awake. "Hey Detective," he said to Uncle Bob, who was now trudging across the grating toward us. "I think we're losing her. I have no choice but to perform mouth-to-mouth." "Don't you dare," I said, my lids still in lockdown.
Darynda JonesHe seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.
Darynda JonesAmbulances were cool. โYou just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,โ I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, then promptly put it back, hoping it wouldnโt leave someoneโs life hanging in the balance because the EMT couldnโt alien-probe his orifices.
Darynda JonesMy real mom died when I was bornโhemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memoriesโand Dad married Denise before Iโd turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.
Darynda JonesI'll call if I break a leg or get eaten by a bear." "Play like a rock." "Now?" "No, if a bear starts eating you." I thought for a moment before replying. "Do they have screaming, sobbing rocks, 'cause that's probably what I'll be doing if a bear is gnawing my arm off." "It would be difficult to just lay there and be eaten alive, huh?" "Ya think?
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