Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT

Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well.

The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve. “Wut the foock?

Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit." "Well, you are pretty fruity.

Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT