Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.

Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me.” “I meant by a doctor.” “No, but a balding yet bizarrely hot paramedic said I’d be fine." “Oh, and he’s an expert?” “At flirting.

Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.