Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker

There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.

Looks like macho boy's cool just melted like a Slush Puppie in August.

But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - " Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.

The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt

Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.