I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker

Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.

You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords." "Only for you.

What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish." "Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?

He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.

What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.