My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because it seemed like the right thing to do. As soon as my java was piping hot I popped him into the microwave. hopefully the radioactive environment would sterilize Peter. No need to have little Peters running around, wreaking havoc.

I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.

Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!

You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.