I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.
Darynda JonesI could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
Darynda JonesThis guy in high school tried to run me over with his dadโs SUV. Bad shoved the vehicle through a store window.โ The memory brought a smile to my face.
Darynda JonesHeโd actually hit me! It didnโt matter that hitting me wasnโt really like hitting a regular girl and Iโd be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. Iโd just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
Darynda Jones