After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.

Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.

Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy." "Do you even know what that means?" "No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives

But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.

While I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned ADD.

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.