I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.

Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.

He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.

"I've been thinking," Brooklyn said as I gawked at the god sitting next to me, "if you get all lovey-dovey and decide to elope to Las Vegas where Jared uses his powers to clean up at the poker tables and you guys buy a mansion in the Manzano Mountains with twenty-seven rooms and decide - because you're rich and all - to buy a new computer, can I have your iMac then?"... "Um, no, you're not getting my iMac." "Dang."

Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.

Least he's committed," I offered. "Or needs to be.