While I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned ADD.

I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson.

I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT

He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson

I sat with my two best friends, knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that only two of us would make it out of there alive. Though I did tend to exaggerate.

Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?