Hello?" I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.

After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.” “You do have that effect on people.

It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.

Is it just me or does the fact that you live in the same building you were abducted into seem a bit morbid?" "Pffft. It’s just you," I said, discounting the entire bizarre ghoulish thing.

Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker