Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well.

guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster

We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, "I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.

Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me." "I can't go with you." "Is it because of my questionable morals?" "No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school." "Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bother you?

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee?

I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT