Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt
Darynda JonesWhile I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned ADD.
Darynda JonesThere comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
Darynda JonesI did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.
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