If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

It is sexy in here or is it just me?

There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me," the former detective said.

Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.

He's helped me a lot over the years." "I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours." "I have skin allergies. I'm itchy.

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.