If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers

Charley talking to Cookie ‘'You know those women in nursing homes that have to be restrained around the clock because they mix up everyones medication and steal all the bedpans?'' ‘’Yes'' I said wondering what I was walking into ''That’s going to be you!'' She was probably right, if I live that long

He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.

I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.

Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, then promptly put it back, hoping it wouldn’t leave someone’s life hanging in the balance because the EMT couldn’t alien-probe his orifices.