Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's, my dad's bar, which sat right in front of our apartment building. The short commute was nice and rarely invloved rabid raccoons.

Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)

She's like a hurricane on crystal meth.

This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT

Hello?" I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.

In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.