My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson

I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.

I brought out the most powerful tool I had in my arsenal. "If you resist," I said into Reyes's ear, "I'll be forced to Taser you." He looked at what I had in my hand. "That's a phone." "I have an app. You'll probably experience nerve damage. Slight memory loss.

There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

I love language, words, and all the lovely, exciting, and heart wrenching things you can do with them. Pick the right ones, put them in the right order, and you’ve created a moment in time where the reader forgets about the late car payment, the dirty dishes, the impending workweek. You have created a state of bliss. Or negligence, depending on your perspective.

After searching for a space, I parked behind the tattoo parlor in front of a sign that said NO PARKING. Since it didn't specify to whom it was referring, I figured it couldn't possibly be talking to me.

God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.