Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?โ โHe needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if youโre interested
Darynda JonesI climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. โWe hooking up?โ โWhy does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?โ โUm, I wasnโt aware that it did. Perhaps you have a guilty conscience.โ โCharley.โ โIs there something you need to get off your chest? Besides that skank I saw you with the other day?
Darynda JonesWhat's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.
Darynda JonesShe reached up and curled her fingers into mine. โHe should take you to dinner.โ To say that the mere thought horrified me would have been a grievous understatement. I threw up a little in my mouth then swallowed hard. I told Taft when I recovered, โJust please, for the love of God, find a girl good enough to take home to your mother. And do it soon.โ โAnd stop dating skanks.
Darynda Jones