The truth is you don't like the theater except the times when you're in a room by yourself putting the play on paper.

My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.

Who shot him? I asked. The grey man scratched the back of his neck and said: Somebody with a gun.

I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother.

You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.

I've been as bad an influence on American literature as anyone I can think of.

I once knew a man who stole a Ferris Wheel.