I tell you one thing that's great about children. They don't need a show to have fun. What do they need? A book of matches, some oily rags, a little brother... that's all they need.

I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.

Everyone was laughin'. Even that deaf mute boy was breathing heavy and pointing at me. Which is laughter to their kind.

Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.

I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle...then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival.

I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.

Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks family.