Everyone was laughin'. Even that deaf mute boy was breathing heavy and pointing at me. Which is laughter to their kind.
Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life.
Are you shooting webs of stupid at me?
I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family.
Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth.
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.