I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes.
I'm not really a music guy.
Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!
I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.
When I first saw a strap on, I put it on my head and ran around like a rhino.
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!