Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks family.
I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle...then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival.
I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
Have you seen that magazine Barely Legal? That means when you look at it, you're almost a pedophile.
Friends are important, dontcha think? Hmmm? I think so. The way I see it, you got friends, and you got your best friend, big difference. To me, a friend's a guy who will help you move. A best friend's a guy who will help you move a body. That's how I look at it.