I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.

Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life.

Sometimes. I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. I'm pretty low on the showbiz totem pole - I mean, I'm no Jon or Kate plus eight. I'm just a comic, not a baby factory.

My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs.

Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape.