Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks family.

For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.

So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.

You know what my drink is? Jack Daniel's. Yes, that is a wild man drink. That should come with bail money, you know what I'm saying? Because on Jack, you don't know where you're going to end up, but you know when you get there, you won't be wearing any pants.

A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it.

I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.

When I first saw a strap on, I put it on my head and ran around like a rhino.