I have no grand scheme.
I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.
The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less chance you have of ever meeting a woman. Because it fills your head with odd facts that can come out at any moment. "Hello. Did you know Hitler was ticklish? That sea otters have four nipples? Wait - don't run away!"
For me, Molly Hatchet is high school. It makes me feel like I have hair and a future.
Being on the road is kind of lonely.
I went skiing today, too, yeah. I didn't wanna go. The girl I'm stalking wanted to go, so... I'm not kiddin!