I don't watch reality TV.
Have you seen that magazine Barely Legal? That means when you look at it, you're almost a pedophile.
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.
I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?