If Mozart had power tools, there's no telling how great his music might have been.

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

This nation is so friendly that the leading cause of injury is getting passionately embraced by strangers.