If Mozart had power tools, there's no telling how great his music might have been.

Always remember that if editors were so damned smart, they would know how to dress.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself checkmated in under three minutes. I challenge any computer to do it faster.

I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.