The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.

Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe.

I'm reading "Team of Rivals'' I'll probably ending up reading a bunch of books about the Civil War. But I think my all-time favorite book about the war is the novel, "The Killer Angels'' by Michael Shaara.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

When I read that I had to go to Gettysburg.

I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.

The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.