Real cars were made here in America: Fords, Chevys, Plymouths. These were large chunks of Detroit iron - cars that had the size, weight, and handling characteristics of aircraft carriers but worse fuel efficiency.

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

Why else do we have Miami, if not to give me material?

Are we ever going to have a federal tax system that regular people can understand?

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!