Real cars were made here in America: Fords, Chevys, Plymouths. These were large chunks of Detroit iron - cars that had the size, weight, and handling characteristics of aircraft carriers but worse fuel efficiency.

We should call editorials what they are: columns written by committees.

When I say 'serve you better,' I mean 'increase our profits.' We newspapers are very big on profits these days.

Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.

When doctors describe pain as experiencing "discomfort," it's like saying Hiroshima experienced "urban renewal".

I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Future, and some day, when my generation retires, they will have to pay us trillions of dollars in social security

[American tax laws] are constantly changing as our elected representatives seek new ways to ensure that whatever tax advice we receive is incorrect.