I've never actually given birth to a child, but I suspect that going to a Justin Bieber concert with a child is close.
Dave BarryWith humor you have so many options with topics and length, I mean I can write humor essays in books now and they can be as long as I want them to be.
Dave BarryWhen I was a kid, I thought history was the most boring subject of all. I shouldn't blame my teachers; I should blame me, but I'll blame them.
Dave Barry