It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large crews.

I really try to think cinematically, because that's how people read. They create a theater in their minds.

This (French-Kissing) is a really sexy thing to do, according to the French people, although you should bear in mind that they also like to eat snails.

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.