It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large crews.

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

There are terrific TV shows now. This is a golden age for TV humor, I think. There's an actual market there. Of course, I have no idea how you'd break in, but there must be a way. They have all these shows and they need jokes and somebody is writing them.

Guys care about sports teams. I'm not talking about simply rooting; I'm talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team that guys take way more seriously than, for example, wedding vows.

What was life like in the colonies? Probably the best word to describe it would be "colonial".

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.