The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb over.

I read the whole Jack Reacher series by Lee Child. They don't take long.

The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.

Cats are independent, by which I mean smart.

Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information which is how I got a good job in journalism.

I'm a big believer in anesthesia. I think it should be used for every medical procedure, indlucing routine physicals.

I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.