A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.

The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.

Meetings are places where dead ideas rise from their graves and eat the brains of the living.

This (America) is a land of rich diversity, from the towering skyscrapers of Manhatan all the way to the towering mounds of garbage piled up next to the towering skyscrapers of Manhattan.

The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.