Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself checkmated in under three minutes. I challenge any computer to do it faster.
Dave BarryHardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.
Dave BarryEditorials are written by people who have agreed to have several strong opinions a day and to write them down, provided they do not have to sign their names.
Dave BarryWe journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.
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