A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself checkmated in under three minutes. I challenge any computer to do it faster.

Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.

Editorials are written by people who have agreed to have several strong opinions a day and to write them down, provided they do not have to sign their names.

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.

Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.

I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.