I love the resource of the Internet. I use it all the time. Anything I'm writing - for example, if I'm writing a scene about Washington D.C. and I want to know where this monument is, I can find it right away, I can get a picture of the monument, it just makes your life so much easier, especially if you're writing fiction. You can check stuff so much quicker, and I think that's all great for writers.

I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.

Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.

People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out to be, like, eighty. And their letters always end with, "Just joking."

The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

Within less than an hour, Chuck and I easily located what could well be the correct platform, where we pass the time by perspiring freely until the train storms in, colorfully decorated, as is the tradition in New York, with the spray-painted initials of all the people it has run over.