Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly. You're a consumer, right? You have credit cards, right? Perhaps you are thinking: 'Yes, but how am I going to pay the credit-card company?' Don't be silly. You have a tank, right?

For Dad, the perfect Father's Day would be one in which he didn't even realize that it was Father's Day, because nobody was making him appreciate gifts he didn't want, or read greeting cards filled with lame Father's Day poetry.

As a professional journalist, I have always been fascinated by people who appear to have even more spare time than I do.

And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.