Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly. You're a consumer, right? You have credit cards, right? Perhaps you are thinking: 'Yes, but how am I going to pay the credit-card company?' Don't be silly. You have a tank, right?

A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.

I have never had a point in my life to make. I'm just trying to entertain the reader.

English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.

France: As a professional journalist, I like the idea of a society where it is considered an acceptable occupation to basically sit around and drink.

His body rigid with terror as he waited for the savages to something horrible to him—bash his head with clubs, or stab him with spears, or… …or tap him on the shoulder.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.