I guess libertarianism is always considered so weird and fringe that people assume that you're in the closet if you don't go around talking about it.

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

I don't like anything unsigned in a newspaper that purports to be the opinion of some group if we don't know who the group is. It's laughable to say that The Miami Herald's editorials or any newspaper's editorials represent any views other than those of the people writing them, so why don't we tell everybody who they are?

RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages.

Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.

Never try to put all the chemicals in the entire world in your body at the same time.