I guess libertarianism is always considered so weird and fringe that people assume that you're in the closet if you don't go around talking about it.

Japan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes.

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

Yet another spunky li'l NASA robot lands and begins transmitting back photographs of rocks that appear virtually identical to the rock photos beamed back by all the other spunky li'l NASA robots, thus confirming suspicions that the universe has a LOT of rocks in it.

Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

Someone was tapping on the window.

Real cars were made here in America: Fords, Chevys, Plymouths. These were large chunks of Detroit iron - cars that had the size, weight, and handling characteristics of aircraft carriers but worse fuel efficiency.