Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

I guess nobody assumes anybody is a libertarian. It's a more complex political discussion than most people are used to, to explain why you think the way you do about public education or drug laws, and why it's not as simple as being for or against something.

I don't have any insight or understanding on anything about the government. All I think is that it's stupid - which is the one perspective that's almost completely lacking in Washington.

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!"

I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.

If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.

If the people in Europe are SOOOOOO smart, how come so many of them can't seem to locate the deodorant, huh?