The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

As far as outlining is concerned, I don't outline humor. I might right down a word or two to remind myself of a punch line I thought of, but the actual structure of a piece I really don't. I don't think it would really help me because for me the process is joke, joke, joke, joke.

Someone was tapping on the window.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.