Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.

I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt.

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.

One I'm deeply into is Doris Kearns Goodwin's "Team of Rivals." I was the only person in the US who hadn't read it.

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.