I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?

I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.

Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals.

Most of the presidential candidates' economic packages involve 'tax breaks,' which is when the government, amid great fanfare, generously decides not to take quite so much of your income. In other words, these candidates are trying to buy your votes with your own money.

Computers operate on simple principles that can be easily understood by anybody with some common sense, a little imagination, and an IQ of 750.

Can we move this conversation along, I'm getting frightfully tired of 'hoa'.

Unless you live in Indonesia, there should be several malls within five miles of your home. It makes no difference whatsoever which one you go to: Under federal law, all malls in the United States must have the same 42 chain stores.