I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?

The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.

Orangutan are very weird animals but they look very soulful.

The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp.

Your job is to give people a reason to keep reading.

Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall.